“It doesn’t matter. I love her. What do you have against zombies anyway? Just because they’re
undead doesn’t mean they aren’t human.”

“Zombies are not human, Jim.  They are the living dead!  They are abominations!”

“Sticks and stones.”

“Your attraction to an animated corpse is absolutely disgusting.  I mean, she’s rotting for heaven’s sake!”

“In some perfumes is there more delight than from my mistress reeks….”

“That’s not funny, and you’ve misquoted. You know how this has to end! The first chance she gets, she’ll eat your damn brains!”

“But she has already stolen my heart.”